For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for 

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half 

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually 

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping 

than you do watching television. 
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. 
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The first product to have a bar code 

was Wrigley's gum. 
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The King of Hearts is the only king 

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE 
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive 

from each salad served in first-class. 
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 

 

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine, 

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 
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Most dust particles in your house are made from 

DEAD SKIN! 
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. 

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. 
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Walt Disney was afraid 

OF MICE! 
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PEARLS MELT 
 
IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth: 
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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but, not downstairs. 
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, 

and no one knows why. 
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush. 
 
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) 
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And the best for last.... 

Turtles can breathe through their butts. 


So.......................


Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on... and go move your toothbrush!!!

LEMON - 10,000 times stronger than Chemotherapy.

Well - what a remedy for the disease unbelievable - There is no harm just drinking this water as a normal water, day to day.?

Please pass this on to your family and friends.

hello!!! just want to share this good information :

  

Just cut 2-3 thin slices of lemon in a cup/container and add drinking water will become "alkaline water",

drink for the whole day, just by adding drinking water.  Take it as drinking water everyday is good for everybody.

The surprising benefits of lemon!

I remain perplexed!

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Institute  of   Health  Sciences,   819 N. L.L.C. Charles Street   Baltimore  ,   MD  1201.

This is the latest in medicine, effective for cancer!

Read carefully & you be the judge

Lemon (Citrus ) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells .

 

It is 10,000 times stronger thanchemotherapy

Why do we not know about that?

Because there are laboratories interested in making a

synthetic version that will bring them huge profits.

You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice

is beneficial in preventing the disease.

Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce

the horrific effects of chemotherapy.

How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept,

so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimillionaires large corporations?

As you know,

the lemon tree is known for its varieties of lemons and limes.

You can eat the fruit in different ways:

you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc...

It is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumor.

This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types.

Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms,

it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders.

 

The source of this information is fascinating:

it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world,

says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that :

It destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers

including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreas

 

The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin,

a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells.

And what is even more astonishing:

 

this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells

and it does not affect healthy cells.

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       Remember to share with your family and friends.

Jenis-jenis Boss..

Jenis-jenis Boss..

Hidup bekerja makan gaji memang tak dapat lari dengan perangai boss. Selagi kita bekerja dengan orang lain selagi tu la kita ada boss. Kalau jadi CEO pun ada boss jugak, pemegang saham la bossnya.

Lain la kalau kita ada bisnes sendiri, kitalah yang jadi bossnya. Macam-macam jenis boss ada. Ada yang ok tak kurang jugak yang tak ok. Selalunya yang tak ok tu jer yang kita nampak. Yang ok tu kita buat-buat tak nampak. Biasalah manusia.

Boss jenis "yes boss"

Boss jenis macam ni letih kita dibuatnya. Mana taknya, apa yang boss dia suruh, apa yang boss besar kata, CONFIRM dia akan kata "yes boss" walaupun benda tu tak betul. Yang buat kerjanya kita. DIa senang la, cakap "yes boss' lepas tu yang kena pulun buat kerja kitalah. Yang buat lagi boring, arahan yang dia "yes boss" kan tu semuanya merapu, mengarut, membazir dan takde makna.

Boss jenis tak percaya anak buah

Confirm letih. Mana taknya gila tak percaya tahap gaban punya. Benda-benda kecik pun nak disemaknya satu-satu. Kadang-kadang tu ada yang jenis duduk sebelah kita tengok kita buat kerja macam mana. Perghh stress....

Boss jenis manjang nak cepat 

Memanglah kerja tu kadang-kadang nak cepat siap. Tapi lemas kalau kerja dengan boss jenis ni. Baru je bagi kerja, tak sampai 2 minit tanya kita dah siap belum? Lepas tu dia dok tanya-tanya sampai la kita siap kerja tu. Kot ya pun bagi la masa sikit. Kalau kerja yang perlu analysis etc. tak akan la seminit dua dah siap. 

Boss yang kita tak faham apa yang dia nak

Haaa... bos yang jenis ni memang banyak. Bila time bagi kerja kat kita seolah-olah dia bagi freedom la kononnya You buatlah macamana you rasa elok. Waa macam ok jer bunyinya. Tapi bila kita tunjuk output kat dia, haa macam-macam la katanya. Bukan macam ni yang I nak. Ah sudah! cakap je la awal-awal yang macamana yang dia nak.

Boss jenis tak konsisten

Boss jenis ni memang letih kita. Memang tahan sabar je la. Suruh buat macam ni, jumpa dia sekali dia ubah lak tang lain. Jumpa dia lepas tu lain pulak yang disuruhnya. Aaaa kacau Boss macam ni elok dikurangkan aje berjumpa dengan dia. Baru aman hidup kita. Setiap kali jumpa, setiap kali dia ubah arahan dia.

Boss jenis yang elok dia dapat nama, yang tak elok?

Boss jenis ni pun ramai. Jenis nak selamatkan diri dia jer. Bila ada salah, kena tegur dengan orang atas, dia channel kat kita. Haa tu la you patutnya buat macam ni, bukan macam tu. Padahal semua yang kita buat semua dia dah approve. Ini jenis bos yang nak lari daripada tanggungjawab. Mati hidup balik dia tak kan pikul tanggungjawab dia. Yang elok atau dapat pujian memang dia yang kaut semua. Bab-bab negatif ni semua dia tala kat kita. Silap-silap depan boss besar dia tala kita. Bestt kan ....

Boss yang kerja tak buat tapi mengampu kuat

Boss yang macam ni kalau ikut kata dia, kerja biar strategik. Strategik tengkorak dia... Kalau dah kita jer yang asyik pulun. Dia lepas tangan terus, sibuk duk pulun kayu golf dengan orang2 besar. Orang macam ni memang cepat naik pangkat sebab dia pandai ampu boss besar. Yang dok pulun kerja tak mengampu hmmm.... duduk la kerusi yang sama sampai ke tua.

Boss yang tak nak dengar pendapat orang lain.

Mentang-mentanglah dia boss. Bila dalam meeting tu serupa takde meeting la. Orang start bagi pendapat, dia cantas. Penghabisnya meeting tu semua pendapat dia la yang betul. Orang lain ni pakat cukup syarat jer datang meeting. Dia nak suruh orang dengar dia bercakap, tu jer matlamat dia. 

Jadi boss korang jenis yang macamana...? Share di facebook dengan kawan-kawan satu ofis. Biar terbahak-bahak satu ofis. Opss...!! jangan bagitau boss aaa.....

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Monday of 20th February

Assalammualaikum..Happy Monday to all of you out there.

Hmm..first entry of my blog. Nothing much to share yet today. Still recovering from a flu virus that come to kiss me last few days..huhuhu. Now it jump to my elder princess, very naughty virus isn't it. Hope she'll get well soon.
Her birthday is just around the corner...

The office a little quite today..most of the bosses went away to Dubai for a meeting. Nothing much to be done today..just one of the boring Monday of my life.

I will think what story to write here when i'm 100% stable. So will see all of you again soon...

cewahhh...tulis bahasa omputeh arrr...hak3